Ringworm Chaos

My daughter has got ringworm which means she cannot go to childcare, its too infectious. So my partner Susan has to take the Ringworm Kid (from the film of the same name) to work with her. When I finish teaching I then have to dash to Swinburne Uni to pick the dangerous outlaw up and take her back to county lockup (our lounge room). There she is forced to submit to cossetting and being waited on with vegemite sandwiches.